What about Vaseline? It's generally not recommended as lube because it damages condoms and can increase the risk of vaginal infections but, for snapping one off by yourself, it should be safe enough.
Compare to “Hey doc, I'd like a full range STI test” Doctor rattles off all the tests, but misses syphilis. “Doc, you didn't mention syphilis?” “Oh, you only need to get tested for syphilis if you've been with hookers or whores” I was shocked by the response. But argued for the Syphilis test, and never used that doctor again.
What about Vaseline? It's generally not recommended as lube because it damages condoms and can increase the risk of vaginal infections but, for snapping one off by yourself, it should be safe enough.
Compare to “Hey doc, I'd like a full range STI test” Doctor rattles off all the tests, but misses syphilis. “Doc, you didn't mention syphilis?” “Oh, you only need to get tested for syphilis if you've been with hookers or whores” I was shocked by the response. But argued for the Syphilis test, and never used that doctor again.