Well you're not meant to compare with it? Do you regularly foot race traffic? It's a tool. Mankind invented tools to make life easier. Treat it like a tool. It's there to add to the pleasure. Those plethora of settings? That's at your disposal to use. It can't turn on by itself. It can't even charge itself! There's no need to be jealous of it.
To me I was always ready for it but just make it clear its not her and it will come it’s just your thoughts atm
Well you're not meant to compare with it? Do you regularly foot race traffic? It's a tool. Mankind invented tools to make life easier. Treat it like a tool. It's there to add to the pleasure. Those plethora of settings? That's at your disposal to use. It can't turn on by itself. It can't even charge itself! There's no need to be jealous of it.